- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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