children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

A man killed himself.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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