- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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