Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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John Stamos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Queens Park rangers

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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