A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Bitch

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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knock,knock you suck

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

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