- Anti Joke

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

7+5=12

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.