- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Matt is a Duster!

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Hail Heetluh

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

You're a frog

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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