- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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