Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Waffles ate my grandma

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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