HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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