why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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