Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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