I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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