During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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