What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Justin Bieber.

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Nickleback.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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