why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Anti Joke

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