- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

"...."-Hellen Keller

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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