- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Guess what? I like trains.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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