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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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