- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I dont have a girlfriend

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a blond girl walks into a bar

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

tommy is retared

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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