whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

I dont have a girlfriend

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

a blond girl walks into a bar

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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