- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

THE GAME.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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