What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Anti Joke

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