- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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