yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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The WNBA

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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I grunt when I poop.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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