Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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<=3 penis

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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