How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Women's rights...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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