A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How you know when dislextic

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table