What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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VAL SUCKS

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BOTTOM!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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