What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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