- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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