How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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no really what are ur names?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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