What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

God. God.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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