whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Microwave

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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