Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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