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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

You know what's natural? Bears.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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