Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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