- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Vagina.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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