- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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