- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does water smell like? water.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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