- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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