Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You and your parents are going to die today

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

If i open this door you can go trough it

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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