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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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