The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Joke

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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