What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

david poredos

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

racism...deal with it!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

hey, my names mark.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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