Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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