Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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penis?

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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