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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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