- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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