- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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