Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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