The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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