- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

How old are you? 7

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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