Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

hey John will you make some copies

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

JUST KIDDING^

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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