Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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America

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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