A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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