- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Nuneaton..

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

The Game.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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