Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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