What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

John Stamos.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Queens Park rangers

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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