Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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