- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and black and red all over.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

I once did something.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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