Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Bark I'm a tree

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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