your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

I am quite mature.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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