Smeg...

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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