How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

scraggle is in you pillow case

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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