Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Today is March 22.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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