Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Mitt Romney

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Where's my tractor?

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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