Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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7+5=12

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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