Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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vitamin c

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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knock,knock you suck

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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