Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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