- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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