- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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