- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why are balck people black because they are

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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