Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

7+5=12

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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