- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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