- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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