- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

everybody loves raymond

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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