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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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