Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Mitt Romney

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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