- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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