- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A mans opinion.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

AIDS.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.