- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's green and blue? yellow

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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