Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Womens basketball

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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