What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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