What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Mitt Romney

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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