- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Do you love me? No.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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