Nickleback.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Sammi suck kyles chode

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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