BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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