- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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