What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How you know when dislextic

Women's professional sports

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

arena football

save me from the nothing ive become

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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