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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.