- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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