- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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