- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What does water smell like? water.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

women's rights, lol

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